Me. Myself and I

MAGDALENA
(Preferred: Magpie or Mags.)
Age: 28
D.O.B: 10/01/85
Gender: Gender-Fluid (Which means I feel both Female and Male. Lean slightly more towards male).
Resides: Brighton (UK)
Occupation: Tea Monster
Likes:
-TV: Sherlock, Supernatural, Heroes, Metalocalypse, WWE, Supernatural, Doctor Who.
-Films: The Avengers: Assemble, Iron Man 1&2, Sherlock Holmes 1&2, Constantine, Leon, Fight Club, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Beetlejuice, The Crow, Die Hard, Love Actually, See No Evil, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
-Books: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Fight Club&Lullaby - Chuck Palahniuk, Dracula - Bram Stoker, The Vampire Chronicles - Anne Rice, I Lucifer - Glen Duncan, Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden. Music - Metal, Rock, Psychobilly, Motown, Pop, Cheesy Dance.
Collects: Ball Jointed Dolls, Skulls, Books, Pointless Trinkets.
Fandoms: Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Metalocalypse

fuckyeahsexeducation:

mykailamess:

operation-orgasm:

So I found out that this was the last condom I used before I got a yeast infection. From a Google search, Durex proudly declares that “has NO awful latex smell” and has “Sensual Berry Scent and Taste.”

You CANNOT use flavored condoms for intercourse. They do NOT go in vaginas. Many aren’t tested to the same level of quality, because they aren’t marketed for intercourse - only for oral sex. I’m extremely disappointed that Durex did market a flavored condom for intercourse. Flavors and fragrances do NOT go in vaginas. They cause yeast infections. I’m just so fucking angry right now. I loved Durex, but not now. Their fucking irresponsibility just tore up my vagina.

The FDA needs to require warning labels for all condoms with flavors or spermicide. Can I start a petition for this? Like, as big and clear and obnoxious as the ones on cigarette packs. And not just on the box, on the individual condoms because, if you’re like me, you take condom hand-outs from clinics, college, etc. WARNING: CONDOMS USING FRAGRANCE, FLAVORS, AND/OR SPERMICIDE CAUSE YEAST INFECTIONS. It may smell nice, but your pussy will BURN.

Sorry, I’m just so fucking angry right now.

important things to remember if you or your partner(s) have a vagina and are using condoms!

Bad Durex! It should be common knowledge flavored condoms are not to be meant for anything other than oral sex but it’s not.